Greggs release ‘caviar and salmon roe mini-pasty’ in Chancellor’s honour
Stunned by the revelations that George Osborne could not recall the last time he had a Greggs’ pasty, Ken McMeikan, chief executive of Greggs, has announced a new range of high-end products to attempt to entice the Chancellor in.
The new range of takeaway food would be outside the average Greggs customer’s budget, clocking in between £20-80 depending on the size/filling and includes such culinary gems as the ‘caviar and salmon roe mini-pasty’.
A spokesman for Greggs said today:
“We couldn’t believe our George hasn’t had a pasty at Greggs in such a long time that he can’t even remember it.
‘In light of this, we’re happy to announce our new top-rate taxpayer ‘TT’ range in honour of his contribution so far as Chancellor of the Exchequer.”
The MP for Tatton could not be reached for comment.